Homeland
Security:
These guys are good
These guys are good
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| A Department of Homeland Security official explains how dangerous shirts and hats are detected |
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of
Homeland Security:
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Terrorists Discovered
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0
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Transvestites
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133
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Hernias
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1,485
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Hemorrhoid Cases
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3,172
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Enlarged Prostates
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8,249
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Breast Implants
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59,350
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Natural Blondes
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3
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It was also discovered that 535
congressional representatives had no balls.
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Chart from Allan
Gejdos, retired Air Canada pilot, BC
WARNING!
If you are traveling with any of the books below,
don't let Homeland Security see them.
don't let Homeland Security see them.
They will take them away from you, so they can read them too.
Books for e-readers: https://www.smashwords.com/books/
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