The 10 golden rules of
Twitter – and Facebook
Twitter – and Facebook
David Aaronovitch
No week seems to pass without some tweeter or other having their
handle felt by officers of the law. So if you don’t want to be one of them but
you do want to communicate in
140 characters, here are my 10 Golden Rules:
1. Twitter IS publishing. Putting it out there
for others to read is publishing. So don’t tweet anything you wouldn’t be happy
to see on the newsagent’s shelf with a picture of you above it.
2. You think you know the law of libel. You
don’t. Nor do any of your friends. I have had grown men telling me on Twitter
this week that repeating a libel is not itself libel (it is) or that if you
don’t directly say X is a rampant Y, but just hint at it then it doesn’t count
(it does).
3. If you’re an obscure nobody who no one
follows, but who wants to say something rude sort-of privately, don’t do it
under a trending hashtag. You will bring the wrath of thousands of strangers
down on your hapless head.
4. Some people LIKE the wrath of strangers.
They’re called trolls. If you feel yourself bridling at repeated rude comments
aimed at you and your cherished views then just BLOCK the offender. They
disappear as if by magic.
5. You are hurt. Wounded. Someone has questioned
your talent or integrity. You wish to howl with online pain. Don’t. Those who
enjoy your discomfiture will gather like crows around a carcass. Laugh. Put up
a smiley.
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6. That brilliant retort you have composed,
replete with pungent sexual or violent imagery, which will utterly destroy the
Twitter foe who has, despite my advice, so annoyed you? Cherish it. Roll its
140 characters on your tongue. And then, for God’s sake, DELETE IT.
7. Don’t tweet while drunk. You think it’s
clever, and funny, you giggle and dribble at your own brilliant verbiage. But
you are opening wide the gates of Hell. Morning will come, cold and clear.
8. Don’t EVER meet a jolly Twitter companion,
even one you’ve been ff’ing (suggesting people follow you every Friday) for
months. Not without a police report. I learnt the hard way.
9. Get yourself a decent avatar (picture) on
Twitter. Not that default egg or the eye slicing scene from Un Chien
Andalou. For everyone else’s sake.
10. Lastly, the golden rule, the rule of rules.
Never, ever tweet anything about anybody that you wouldn’t say to their face.
There’s a REASON why you wouldn’t say it to their face. They might hit you, or
sue you. So why would you want to tweet it?
Read more: “The unhealthiest
falsehood spread on social networks is that users are living lives of constant
glamour and hilarity,” says Libby Purves
Peter’s
Piece
There is some sound advice above. Using Facebook and
Twitter can be a rewarding and fun experience, but all too often the experience
can be shattered by people who are cowardly graffiti vandals with a keyboard.